um, magellan?

i haven't posted in DAYS. sorry. i am loving life right now. sitting in front of the fireplace with a glass of red wine, watching back-to-back friends thanksgiving episodes. my absolute fave is the one with chandler in a box. "judge all you want but... fell in love with a gay ice dancer, left a guy at the alter, married a lesbian, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, LIVIN IN A BOX!" oh there are so many... i was going to say my second favorite was the one w/ brad pitt. oh the i-hate-rachel club. but i think i like the one with the trifle is better. where rachel wasn't SUPPOSED to put beef in the trifle! "it did not taste good." joey and ross wanting to show the hot girls the new world. phoebe wanting to be jack geller's can of condensed milk. ha. there are so many good ones. the one where chandler doesn't like dogs. "you don't like puppies?" "um, YOU are NEW." which reminds me of chandler's dumb states game. can any of you name all 50 states in 3 minutes? have any of you seen one of those round colorful things called a globe? here, i'll give you a hint, new england is not a state and neither is south oregon. enjoy your thanksgivings. break out the fancy china because let's face it, the queen of england is never going to come for dinner, so you may as well. but eat your food carefully, or the crazy plate lady will get you.

ps. i got all but nebraska, mississippi and oklahoma. dang.