Friday, June 29, 2007

meow.

so i just read about mr. lee and his fun cat life. his owner affixed a tiny digital camera to his collar and has it set to take pictures about every few minutes. i would do this to simon (hi, keli would slice my hand off) but all he does all day is sleep and cough up hair balls. i definitely do NOT need that on film.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

yawn.

so i got up at 4:50am this morning to make sure i was here (in valhalla) for 7:30am to catch up on the training i missed yesterday due to below mentioned car trouble. it's now 8:25am (day 2 of training begins at 9) and nobody has caught me up on nuttin. so glad i got up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMNED NIGHT for this.
so anyway, to elaborate on said car trouble... basically i got a flat tire on the highway in danbury and waited on the side of the road for an hour for aaa to get there. side note: 4, that's right.. FOUR police cars drove past me. none stopped. granted, given the flat spare tire, there was nothing they could've done to help me, but come on... at least CHECK on a stranded motorist! in fact, nobody stopped. i know it was rush hour and they all probably assumed i had a cell, which i did, but jeez. chivalry, anyone? no one? i guess not.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

JERKS!

JERKS!

Stuck on side of highwy

Stuck on side of highwy with a flat tire and no spare and would you know not 1 of the 4 cops that drove by have stopped? Good thing for AAA.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

falling behind again...

sorry. it was a REALLY busy week last week and this week? i just don't really have a lot of cool things to say. Except, how I am considering Trashing the Dress after the wedding. How fun!!!
trash it!!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sunday, June 10, 2007

back!

i visited jen and mike (and abby) in nh yesterday and who knew it would be a productive wedding weekend?! i tried on her beeeeautiful jewelry to wear for the wedding, another hair pin/clip idea for my trial and a dress to borrow to wear to shawn's wedding in two weeks. PLUS we went to her jewelry store to try on wedding bands and i found "the one" heh. woo hoo!

Saturday, June 09, 2007

a new must-have for summer festivities...


i just saw this on GMA Weekend. It's PERFECT for beer pong at any sort of cottage environment. i'm lucky enough to have two (four actually, if i ever get my butt to either becky's or pete's) cottages in my life: "THE" cottage, and vermont. i'm not sure we want to swim around with this at "THE" cottage, but vermont for SURE. oh yeah. just when my new family didn't think they could love me more, i roll up with a waterproof beer pong table. woot!

Friday, June 08, 2007

that's it, you had your chance!

mom? dad? ross smoked pot in college!
you are such a tattletale!!
mom, dad? remember that time you walked in my room and smelled... marijuana?
yes.
well, i told you it was chandler who was smoking the pot, but it was me. i'm sorry.
dad? chandler didn't melt your records...ross did.
is that true?
and dad? you remember that mailman that you had fired? he didn't steal your playboys...ross did!
hurricane gloria didn't break the porch swing, monica did!
ross hasn't worked at the museum for a YEAR!
monica and chandler are LIVING TOGETHER!
ROSS MARRIED RACHEL IN VEGAS AND GOT DIVORCED! A! GAIN!
i love jacques cousteau!
i wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
I WANNA GOOOOOO!

oh i love it.

wkrp in cincinnati

ok, who's checkin me out from ohio dudes? show yourself! ok, if you don't want to, i will respect your privacy. i'm just excited that i may have a lone visitor who isn't someone i force to read this. ha!

tomorrow i'm off to jen and mike's. i had to work SO LATE tonight. i'm consoling myself w/ a (ok, 2 glasses) of wine and some vanilla frozen yogurt. and dvds. tom's at a bachelor party this weekend so i must keep myself entertained. no, i'm not wearing my wedding dress, but i really want to. i am not ashamed. :) i know i should be.

for my dessert...

i have chosen to make a traditional english trifle!

what show is that from?

Thursday, June 07, 2007

hahahahahhahahahaaha

so i put my bathing suit on today.
oh my.
i mean, it's not horrifying, but dudes. i hate being 32. that's right. i'm blaming it on my age. not my exercise or eating habits. hahaha. but you can bet your toned behinds that i was at the gym running, lifting and squatting like a champ because hi, i have to go to puerto rico in 8 weeks.
ps, i'm also working from my deck, trying to get rid of a little of the white GLOW i have. sigh.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

yet another reason...

why i need to have lasik eye surgery. ALLERGIES. my contacts are not an option. itchy, watery crack eyes are no good. glasses are not cutting it either as they are a little heavy (what we suffer for fashion) and hurt my sinuses so much i have watery eyes ANYWAY from the pain.
can i get away with no eye help at all, you ask? um no. as is evidenced by the giant bruise on my shin from walking into the chair. blind.
so. and hi... claritin? is a bitch. it's not helping. AT ALL. whatever. bite me.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

oh and in case you're wondering...

i will HAVE to get a movie of this.

i gave the cats catnip and keli is now doing an upside down worm on the carpet. she keeps writhing around in the nip and then doing some sort of breakdancing move. oh we are in trouble tonight. i suspect we'll be kept awake by a cat pahty. tom's gonna kill me. but i felt BAD. they were alone all day during the freak hail storm with me in valhalla and tom in purchase.

well they are feelin no sort of pain now, lemme tell ya.

Monday, June 04, 2007

i'm going to be a wreck.

i'm watching videography samples to help choose someone to tape our wedding. i'm a mess watching OTHER people get married. although tom will be excited about this one... last weekend we went to a catholic wedding and he noticed that the bride and groom have to kneel for like an hour and he's like hi, i can't do that. knee problems, y'all understand. in this sample, the bride are groom are all pimped out in chairs, so maybe we can do that.
anyway.
so i'm back to blogging, but don't expect to hear about anything other than the wedding for the next four months and twenty-nine days.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

I'M BACK!

wow, what a terrible blogger i've been. OVER A MONTH. that's unacceptable and to you, my dear readers (which equal zero now, i'm sure) i apologize.