Friday, June 08, 2007

that's it, you had your chance!

mom? dad? ross smoked pot in college!
you are such a tattletale!!
mom, dad? remember that time you walked in my room and smelled... marijuana?
yes.
well, i told you it was chandler who was smoking the pot, but it was me. i'm sorry.
dad? chandler didn't melt your records...ross did.
is that true?
and dad? you remember that mailman that you had fired? he didn't steal your playboys...ross did!
hurricane gloria didn't break the porch swing, monica did!
ross hasn't worked at the museum for a YEAR!
monica and chandler are LIVING TOGETHER!
ROSS MARRIED RACHEL IN VEGAS AND GOT DIVORCED! A! GAIN!
i love jacques cousteau!
i wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
I WANNA GOOOOOO!

oh i love it.

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